With a slightly excessive dramatic effect, Rarity equips you with the Simple White Vest of Minimalism. You earn +12 coziness, -18 tackiness and +50 fabulousness, and lose all your nakedness points.
nikil-san: That’s rather rude of her.
lastenline: You’re about to get a crash course in fashion. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
nealend: Ask her if she has any better color ideas.
RA: No, we need to fight that pointless complexity with aggresive simplicity! Something minimalistic, plain, achromatic. Oh, I am quite inspired! Don’t move, sir, I believe I have just what you need!
toadrakua: *ahem* TEAL!
yttrislanthane: It’s TEAL :<
ask-firequillmoonstone: TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
RA: No, no, no, this cannot be. There is potential in the concept, but the execution is all wrong! What even are these? Boots?
CC: Ah, actually, madam, they are my legs. I had an accident…
RA: A fashion accident, I’d say! We want to soften this unpleasant contrast. The silver is helping, but not quite enough.
ask-darkbrightlantern: Go bother Rarity, I’m sure she’ll be overjoyed with the prospect of making clothes for someone in your unique position.
RA: Good morning, sir, welcome to Carousel Boutique. How may I…?
ask-changelingspy: You better go for some clothing, it’s getting cold out there.drayo10: Clothes. Clothes seem like the objective least likely to go wrong.
shytheunicorn: Well I say Copper should try to find some clothes, Go to Carousel Boutique!
As you notice that Equestria is indeed a bit chillier than Hisponya, you decide to purchase a few clothes to keep you warm. Carousel Boutique looks a bit too pink from the outside, but you know better than to judge things by the age and gender of their alleged target market. They surely sell garments for stallions too, so you enter.
cngsoft: Taking Coppercog apart is going to be a running gag, isn’t it?
rainbowfreakindash: You MIGHT want to stress the fact that it was merely a work order and you had no control over their useage of said machine.
askgavir: Perhaps it’d be best to get to know her before you start spouting things like that, Coppercog…
Well, you never! Blaming an engineer when a machine is used for evil is completely unfair. It was just a damn juicer, how were you supposed to know that they would use it to foolishly get rid of their only source of raw materials? It isn’t your fault that those twins have the business foresight of Hasbro.
You sigh, put your body and dignity back together, and cross one task out of your to-do list.
Some food.- Clothes.
- Magic spells.
- Thaumoreactive gems.
- A pet.
Hopefully you’ll have better luck next time. What do you choose to do next?
tehflah: Oh NooOoOOoOoo Copper! XD
chocolatesprinklesroyale: Probably shouldn’t have mentioned that fact. The Apples kinda had to perform a cider-making battle against those guys in order to keep their farm.
nealend: It might be best to tell you that those two unicorns that you built the cider squeezer for promptly used it to try to destroy that apple farmers farm.
AJ: Yer gosh darned thingamajig almost got mah family kicked out of Ponyville! Get the hay away from our property and never come back, or you’ll be sorry, ya hear me?
BM: Eeyup!
fetch26291: Coppercog, I think you might just be in a bit of trouble.
ask-hobby-nobby: Run. Don’t ask questions, just RUN.
bronyhomie: RUN! NOW, BEFORE THEY BEAT YOUR ASS!
majesticmasquerade: Run like your tail’s on fire!
You are no longer welcome in Sweet Apple Acres.
Quick mod post. As everyone who follows my mod blog already knows, I haven’t been able to do much this week because of computer problems. If you didn’t know that, you are also missing my art posts. Stop missing my art posts, you nincompoops.
- Art and important news: drjavi.tumblr.com
- My story, updated whenever this blog isn’t: Misbegotten Kittens
Also don’t forget to donate, please, so I don’t feel my art is worthless.
Zombie warning! oh wait, its Lico?
Licorice Surprise tackle hugging poor Yhsrettulf, she never saw it coming!
One of the art requests/suggestions i got, I have 2 more but unsure if I should post them here.
What do zombies eat again?
AJ: Nifty contraption you got there, fella.
CC: Thanks, but it’s still just a prototype. It has only eight slots so far, thus why I couldn’t store your apples individually, but as one dozen.
AJ: That thing would sure get a load off my back. I reckon you must be some kind of machine genius.
CC: Oh, I’m just a humble inventor. In fact, I came to Ponyville in part to sell my technology.
AJ: You don’t say! Maybe I could use some mechanical help with the harvest. You got any experience with that sort of machines?
CC: I actually do! Some time ago, a couple of unicorn brothers hired me to build them a magic-fueled mobile device which harvested apples and made its own cider automatically.
Coppercog, roboticist pony, at your service. Any doubt or question that troubles your mind, I shall solve it. With science!
